<div style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-28.35pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Lynda:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>Right. And I</span><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">'</span><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">ll tell you something else. See
this, it</span><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">'</span><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">s unique. Absolutely unique. There</span><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">'</span><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">s only one of these in the whole world, and this isn</span><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">'</span><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">t it. Impossible, right?<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-28.35pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-28.35pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Cut to Norbridge High. Lynda and Mr Sullivan
are standing outside the staff toilet.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-28.35pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-28.35pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Mr Sullivan:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>Not at all. In fact, it</span><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">'</span><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">s really simple.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-28.35pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Lynda:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>Simple?<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-28.35pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Mr Sullivan:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>Yes. This wood carving wasn</span><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">'</span><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">t stolen till last month, is that
right?<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-28.35pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Lynda:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>Yes. But it was in my bedroom ten years ago.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-28.35pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Mr Sullivan:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>Well it's obvious, isn't it? A freak worm-hole has opened up in the
fabric of the space-time continuum. This seemingly insignificant woodcarving
has been sucked back in time ten years to the bedroom of the infant Lynda Day.
But what awesome celestial forces are behind this strange phenomenon? And what,
Lynda, is their evil purpose? We shall have to act quickly to save the entire
universe!<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-28.35pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Lynda:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>Of course, it</span><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">'</span><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">s Friday lunch time.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-28.35pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Mr Sullivan:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>Ah. I do have another explanation if you</span><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">'</span><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">re interested.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-28.35pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Lynda:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>Is it as good as your last one?<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-28.35pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Mr Sullivan:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>Oh no, not nearly as good. But it's the right one. Come on.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><br></div><div style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br></div>
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