<div style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Colin:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">  </span>You look down, Frazz.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Frazz:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">  </span>Yeah, well you know how it
is. Just tension, I guess.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Colin:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">  </span>Hey, tension - I can
relate to that! Stress City, right?<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Frazz:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">  </span>Yeah, I just don't seem to
find a readily available and harmless method of relaxation at a price I can
afford.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">A small group of people has now gathered around them to listen.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Colin:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">  </span>You know, Frazz, a lot of
people have said that to me. And that's why CM Enterprises have come up with
the Rubber Relaxer!<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Frazz:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">  </span>What is a Rubber Relaxer?<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Colin:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">  </span>I'm glad you asked me
that. (picks up a sucker) It's one of these, Frazz. A Rubberized Tactile
Tension Extractor. (puts one on the forehead) Tests have proven by wearing one
of these, you can actually reduce frowning.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Frazz:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">  </span>That is amazing…!<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Colin:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">  </span>Yes! And at a price you
can afford, only one pound for a CM Enterprises Rubber Relaxer!<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt;mso-outline-level:1"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">The crowd begins to scatter.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">  </span><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Colin:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">  </span>Nine out of ten people
who've tried them couldn't be bothered to say whether they'd worked or not!
Come on, form all a queue, no fighting at the back. Come on, suckers - I mean
people!<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Frazz:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">  </span>Nice try.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Colin jumps down from the table.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Colin: (bitterly) They'll buy them. I'll make them buy!<o:p> </o:p></span></p><br></div><div style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br></div><div class="protonmail_signature_block" style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">
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