<div style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Spike:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 
</span>And in the early hours of this morning, aspiring young actor Raymond
Adams was found seriously dead in his apartment. <o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Frazz:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 
</span>And a hospital spokesman described his condition as "stable".<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Spike:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">  </span>A
mortuary spokesman described his condition as "quite fresh and with
resaleble kidneys".<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Sarah:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 
</span>What are you on about?<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Spike:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 
</span>Officer Frazz, what was the cause of death?<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Frazz:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 
</span>It's a little early to say but we think it could be... death.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Spike:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 
</span>Another death, death? Surely this can't be a coincidence?<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Frazz:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 
</span>No, we have a clue! Next to the body was found a copy of the Junior
Gazette - open to Sarah Jackson's review of "An Inspector Calls".<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Spike:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 
</span>Could there have been anything in this review that could have killed him
outright?<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Frazz:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 
</span>We don't know. We're bringing in a Scotland Yard expert who can read.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Spike:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 
</span>What a unique case!<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Frazz:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 
</span>No, no, he's got a friend who can read as well.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Sarah:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 
</span>Look, it was a lousy show, it deserved it.<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Frazz:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 
</span>Have you got something against this Adams guy?<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Spike:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">  </span>I
liked the crack about his mother!<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Sarah:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 
</span>Oh, stop it!<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Spike:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 
</span>Haha, she's bad!<o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;margin-right:-56.7pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Frazz:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 
</span>She's bad!<o:p> </o:p></span></p><br></div><div style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br></div>
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