[pressgang] Quote of the Day, November 7, 2014

[Kevin Nauta]

Lynda:  Mr. Sullivan. You said you'd have that
article for the paper today, have you got it?
Mr. Sullivan:  Good morning, Lynda.
Lynda:  Good morning, sir. Have you got it?
Mr. Sullivan:  Would tomorrow do?
Lynda:  Oh, sir! I've given you two extra days
already! I mean, come on!
Mr. Sullivan:  And speaking of things not done, your English
essay was due in yesterday.
Lynda:  Hey, sir! You put me in charge of the Junior
Gazette. I'm not just a pupil now; I'm an editor. And I am kind of busy.
Mr. Sullivan:  And I'm not just teaching you English and
writing you articles. I am Assistant Head of this school and I also am
"kind of busy"!
Lynda:  (accusingly) Then how can you spend eight
minutes in the toilet?
Mr. Sullivan:  Actually, Lynda, I was not aware that I was
being timed.
Lynda:  I just happened to notice! That's two minutes
over your average.
Mr. Sullivan:  There are times, Lynda, when I think you
ought to be fitted with an off switch.
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