[pressgang] Quote of the Day, November 15, 2014

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike:  Ping-pong balls.
Lynda:  *Half* ping-pong balls! How many of them?
Colin:  Well, they make them in two halves, you see,
and they always have a few defective ones left over.
Lynda:  How many?
Colin:  A hundred thousand.
Lynda:  (incredulously) Are you telling me Colin,
that you've spent Gazette money on a hundred thousand defective half ping-pong
balls?
Colin: It was a bargain. Look,
we're getting into the ground floor here. It's an investment, it's a whole new
concept in…
Lynda:  Balls! Colin, the ping-pong balls are yours,
and the Farndale money is the Gazette's. And I expect it back. Clear? 
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