[pressgang] Quote of the Day, April 23, 2015

[Kevin Nauta]

Billy:  Why did thetetraplegic cross the road?

Chrissie:  Pardon?

Billy:  Come on, it'sa joke. Why did the tetraplegic cross the road?

Chrissie:  I don'tknow. 

Billy:  He was pushed.Why did he cross back again?

Chrissie:  Look I...

Billy:  He was pushed.How do you get four tetraplegics in a mini?

Chrissie:  Billy...

Billy:  You push them.Getting the point?

Chrissie:  No, I don'tthink I am.

Billy:  I just gaveyou a day in the life of the completely paralyzed. How do you write that up tosound like fun? 


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