[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 11, 2015

[Kevin Nauta]

Colin:  Hey, you two!I expect Winters came down pretty hard on you, didn't he?

Lynda:  Please, Colin,I've heard all about your exam kit.

Colin:  But what youheard about the new knock-down price of only seven quid?

Spike:  I've heardabout the new knock-down price at only six.

Lynda:  How have yougot time for all this? Shouldn't you be studying?

Colin:  That's thebeauty of it. I am! I worked with all the smartest brains in the school to getthis exam kit together. Along the way I picked up all the lines, all the tips,all the angles. You see, kid, I don't just work for exams. I make exams workfor me. 


 
Spike and Lynda begin to smile.


 
Colin:  It's all amatter of combining my studying with what I do normally! Did I say somethingwrong?

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