[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 15, 2015

[Kevin Nauta]

Colin:  You looktired, Sarah.  

Sarah:  It is themiddle of the exams, Colin.   

Colin:  I care aboutthat. I care about what you're going through.

Sarah:  Oh *no*!

Colin:  Sarah, I wantto introduce you to the Colin Mathews Exam Recovery Kit.  

Sarah:  Forget it,Colin.  

Colin:  Exactly -forget those troubles and exams. Work your way back to a quieter time.

Sarah:  (upset) You'rereally sick, you know that?

Colin:  Have a read atthis short booklet about rest and relaxation techniques.

Sarah:  Colin, it'sgot a title page followed by four blank ones - there's nothing to read!

Colin:  Relaxing,isn't it?

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