[pressgang] Quote of the Day, February 4, 2015

[Paul Bathgate]

Thank you for typing this for me.

On 5 February 2015 at 03:54, Kevin Nauta <prydonia at sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> Lynda:  This place is your last chance, Thomson.
> Spike:  Yeah. Right.
>
> He opens the door again, and she slams it shut.
>
> Lynda:  Which means… One phone call from me to Sullivan saying you're not
> pulling your weight and you are out, with a capital everything. And I don't
> just mean out of the Gazette, Thomson. I mean out of the school. You don't
> turn up tonight, I make that phone call.
> Spike:  Make your phone call! I won’t be here!
> Kenny:  Hey, Spike, come on. This is -
> Lynda:  Kenny, get me Sullivan’s home phone number.
> Sarah.  Lynda, come on!
> Kenny:  Look, you two, let's just leave it -
> Spike:  Shut up, Kenny. You're spoiling her fun.
> Kenny:  Why don't we just leave it -
> Lynda:  Shut up, Kenny - you're spoiling my fun!
> Sarah:  Lynda, this is stupid!
> Lynda:  Kenny, Sullivan's home phone number, now!
> Kenny:  Right, okay! This is so stupid!
> Lynda:  Jeff, the phone!
>
> Jeff brings the phone over to her.
>
> Lynda:  You still here?
> Spike:  You kidding? I wouldn't miss this! This is the first time I've
> seen you really enjoying yourself!
> Lynda:  Keep watching!
> Sarah:  Lynda, is this about yesterday?
> Lynda:  It's got nothing to do with yesterday!
> Kenny:  Yesterday?
> Lynda:  Look, could everyone just stop going on about yesterday, okay? Is
> this the number?
> Kenny:  Yeah.
> Lynda:  Good. Tell me one more time, Spike. Tell me you're not coming in
> tonight so I can phone right now and *really* enjoy it. Come on, Spike.
> Make my day.
> Sarah:  Spike, no!
>
> He grabs a pile of papers and throws them at Lynda.
>
> Kenny:  Lynda, this is getting right out of hand!
> Sarah:  (to Spike) Look, just tell her you're coming. What's one evening,
> what's five hours?
> Lynda:  I'm dialing, Spike.
> Spike:  She's dialing, Sarah.
> Sarah:  She's in kind of a funny mood at the moment. Did you hear about
> yesterday?
> Spike:  Yeah, sure. Wasn't that yesterday?
> Lynda:  (into the phone) Mr. Sullivan? Ah, this is Lynda. Could you wait
> just one moment? (to Spike) Goodbye. Send us a postcard. Wish you were
> there already.
>
> He walks out of the newsroom. Sarah looks at Lynda for a moment before
> following Spike.
>
> Lynda:  Kenny?
> Kenny:  Yeah?
> Lynda:  Why have I just phoned the weather forecast?
>
>
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