[pressgang] Quote of the Day, February 12, 2015

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike:  Hey, I've got
a story for you - a true story. Come here. I've got this uncle, right? They
call him Crazy Eddie. Well, this kind of worries him. He said to me
"Spike, I don't like people calling me Crazy Eddie. My name is Bob!"
But anyway, Crazy Eddie decides he needs a new grass-catcher for his mower.
Wacky guy, right? So he goes to the mower shop and asks if they've got the
right kind of grass-catcher for his make of mower. And the guy says "I'm
sorry, sir, but we don't have one in this week. But if you care to come back
next week, we should have some stocked in, okay?" So, next week Crazy
Eddie goes back to the store, buys the right kind of grass-catcher for his make
of mower.
 
He pauses. Kenny and Tiddler look at him expectantly,
waiting for the punch line.
 
Spike:  Okay, I said
it was true - I didn't say it was interesting.
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