[pressgang] Quote of the Day, January 9. 2015

[Kevin Nauta]

Julie: If
you're in Lucy's hallway, you must be on the phone next to the coat rack,
right? 
Sarah: Yeah. 
Julie: Gary's
jacket there? 
Sarah: Mmm. You
should see it Julie, it's so smart. He has got *such* good taste. 
Julie: Left
inside pocket. A little notebook. 
Sarah: Oh,
yes. It's a sort of a cute little diary thing. 

Julie: Check
inside. 
Sarah: Julie,
it's wrong going through somebody's private notebook! 
Julie: Found
the list yet? 
Sarah: Yeah.
It's a list of names. It's girls' names, and scores out of ten. How dare he?
How dare he! Rating us like cattle, pinning numbers on us! As if we care what
we come on a stupid little scale! Hm. I only got four. 
Julie: See the
names he crossed off? They're the ones who got asked to the party first.
Sarah...? Sarah! 

She shrugs
and hangs up. 

Spike: You know Gary Morris?
Julie: I was a nine.
Kenny: What about Sarah?
Spike & Julie: (in chorus) Four!
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