[pressgang] Quote of the Day, January 11, 2015

[Kevin Nauta]

Lynda: Hi.
Mr Sullivan: Lynda... Tell me you're a hallucination.
Lynda: I checked out your lady friend. Hot
stuff. I bet you only date her when you're in the best of health.
Mr Sullivan: How did you get in here?
Lynda: I really like her Dynasty look. Are those
silicone implants in her shoulders?
Mr Sullivan: And why haven't the waiters thrown
you out?
Lynda: Wait till you see the write-up I've
promised them. You know, I never really thought of you as coming to places like
this.
Mr Sullivan: Actually, Lynda, I can do a meal in
a quality restaurant like no one you know. I can order in French without
peeking at the menu!
Lynda: And you can tell me all about the sewage
while you're at it.
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