[pressgang] Quote of the Day, January 16, 2015

[Kevin Nauta]

Mr Sullivan:
And so, after a while my neighbours started complaining about the smell and
blamed me. Heated exchanges over the garden fence! I told them, if they wanted
to get into mud-slinging I had more ammunition. 
Lynda: (laughs)
I'll use that quote. 
Mr Sullivan:
So, I was up to my knees in this foul stuff. And it was going everywhere. Into
my house, into my clothes, into my car...The smell will make you vomit on the
spot. 

His date
puts her fork down with a bang, having lost her appetite. 

Mr Sullivan:
Something wrong with your food, darling? 
Woman: (coldly)
No, it's fine, thank you. 
Mr Sullivan:
(smiles) Good. 
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