[pressgang] Quote of the Day, April 30, 2015

[Kevin Nauta]

Kenny:  Oh, listen toher. Lynda Day – stable human being of the year!

Sarah:  Come on,Kenny, there's no call for that!

Kenny:  No call forit? I've been trying to keep the lid on the head of this girl since I was fiveyears old – and now she tells me I'm worked up!

Lynda:  Don'texaggerate!

Kenny:  For twelveyears, I've been walking behind her picking shrapnel out of people.

Lynda:  He'sexaggerating. He always exaggerates about everything!

Sarah:  Look,  listen you two…

Kenny:  Oh,exaggerating am I? Okay! Ten years ago, school sports day…

Lynda:  Oh, here wego!

Kenny:  Lynda Day, sixyears old. 

Lynda:  I can'tbelieve you're bringing this up again!

Kenny:  Do you knowwhat she does?

Lynda:  Apart fromwinning every event?

Kenny:  Except one. 

Lynda:  That was badlyadjudicated. It was a travesty of justice!

Kenny:  Lynda, it wasthe egg and spoon race!

Lynda:  Yeah, and Iwas a clear two inches ahead of Suzy Bennett! Travis was blind!

Kenny:  Travis was ourteacher, and he was blind – with tears of agony about two seconds later!

Lynda:  Oh, I can'tbelieve you're stooping this low.

Kenny:  There he was –with Lynda hanging from his leg by her teeth! 

Lynda:  This ispathetic, isn't it?

Kenny:  It's true. Youwent straight up to him and sank your teeth into his legs!


 
The phone rings. 


 
Sarah:  Kenny…

Lynda:  You'reexaggerating again!

Kenny:  He was allover the playing fields trying to shake you off. 

Lynda:  Oh, rubbish. 

Kenny:  I saw him inthe street the other day – he still walks with a limp!


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