[pressgang] Quote of the Day, May 5, 2015

[Kevin Nauta]

Kenny:  Well, whatshould I say?

Sarah:  Just what youplanned. You've got each other’s bags, arrange to meet and swap. 

Kenny:  I know, but whatshould I say?  

Sarah:  What's theproblem? She's expecting you to phone, so phone her!

Kenny:  Yeah I know,but it's a bit embarrassing. 

Sarah:  Kenny, just doit. I'm sure you've phoned girls before.

Lynda:  He hasn't, youknow.

Kenny:  Oh shut up,Lynda!

Lynda:  The only girlhe's ever been out with, I had to ask her.

Kenny:  Can youbelieve how childish she is?

Lynda:   It was RuthSimpson, wasn't it? I had to get down on my knees to that girl!

Kenny:  Yeah, and alot of good you did, too!

Lynda:  I persuadedher!

Kenny:  Yeah, right!Go out with Kenny Phillips, Ruth – he's dying.

Lynda:  Well, Ithought the sympathy angle was my best bet!

Kenny:  She spent theentire evening crying on my shoulder and telling me how brave I was! I waspetrified – I kept wondering what she was going to do to me. 

Lynda:  Yeah, well youshould have asked her yourself! That's your trouble, Kenny – you can't doanything for yourself. Whatever it is, you need me with you!

Kenny:  Oh yeah?

Lynda:  Absolutely!You can't even make a phone call on your own.

Kenny:  Can't I?

Lynda:  Obviously not.

Kenny:  Right!

Lynda:  This should begood.

Kenny:  It will be.

Lynda:  Can't missthis. 

Kenny:  You'd betternot.

Lynda:  At long last –Kenny Phillips goes solo!

Kenny:  Yeah! So watchit!


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