[pressgang] Quote of the Day, September 11, 2015

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike:  It's the idealtime to phone. She's just out of bed, she's just thinking of going off toschool. She'll be so off-guard she'll even say yes to *you*. 

Colin:  But I've triedphoning, it's always her father that answers. He's so German - I just want togive him my name, rank and number.

Spike:  You watch toomany films, Colin. It's ringing. (hands him the phone)

Colin:  It'll be herfather. I know it.

Spike:  Just be cooland be calm and go for it.

Colin: It'll be her father, he's so...German! (into the phone) Heil!
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