[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 12, 2016

[Kevin Nauta]

Colin: Why me, Cindy? Haven't you got a brother of your own you can get beatenup?

Cindy: He defected.

Colin: What?

Cindy: He went to Russia. And I couldn't go to my dad, because he’s dead.

Colin: Dead?

Cindy: Yeah.

Colin: Not defected?

Cindy: He fell two thousand feet from a helicopter. It was very sudden. Can Ihave a cake?

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