[pressgang] Quote of the Day, February 17, 2016

[Kevin Nauta]

Lynda: Ruby Grogan?

Ruby: (startled) Yes?

Lynda: Sorry, but Spike won't be coming in today.

Ruby: Oh?

Lynda: He's a bit off colour. Well, parts of him. It's his rash again.

Ruby: His what?

Lynda: It's horribly inflamed.

Ruby: Inflamed?

Lynda: Horribly, yes. Well, you know how it is when his sores start up.

Ruby: Well, should I go and see him?

Lynda: What, actually look at him, you mean? Oh no, I wouldn't advice that.Anyway, it's contagious.

Ruby:  Itis?

Lynda: Very. You haven't been touching anything of his, have you?

Ruby: Well, I sat in his chair...

Lynda: (reassuringly) You'll be all right, I know you will.

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