[pressgang] Quote of the Day, February 25, 2016

[Kevin Nauta]

Kenny: (into the phone) Lynda, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Lynda: Look, I'm sure it was your birthday or something, maybe about ten yearsago. I ran off somewhere and got lost, remember?

Kenny: No. Yeah, vaguely. Turned out you were only a couple of streets away,yeah?

Lynda: Yeah. 
Kenny:  Didn't I bring you home? That'sright, that was the birthday you didn't give me a present.
Lynda:  I did. I remember! I'm sure I had a presentfor you.
Kenny:  Yeah,  you had one all right. You just didn't giveit to me.
Lynda:  Well, I'd got lost that day! Probably it just slipped my mind. Look...
Kenny:  Slipped your mind? You buried itin a flower bed!
Lynda:  Is this relevant?
Kenny:  I only found it four years later- I was grave digging for one of your hamster funerals!

Lynda: Look, I don't think this is the time to discuss birthday presents!

Kenny: Why not?

Lynda: Kenny, it's four o'clock in the morning!

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