[pressgang] Quote of the Day, January 3, 2016

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike:  Lynda, younearly kissed me! You gave me a nearly kiss. And you only nearly kiss someone you...you know.

Lynda:  Nearly fancy?

Spike:  You nearlyfancy me?

Lynda:  No.

Spike:  You must havenearly fancied me last night, one inch closer.

Lynda:  Well maybelast night. It was very late.

Spike:  Did you saymaybe there? Last night was a maybe.

Lynda:  Well almost.

Spike:  Maybe almost.You maybe almost nearly fancied me.

Lynda:  Look, there'sabsolutely no way on this earth I would ever even consider going out with you.But just for the record, I'll come right out and say it. You are not the most completelyrepulsive guy I have ever met in my life. 

Spike:  Hey everybody!Lynda says I'm not the most completely repulsive guy she's ever met in herlife!

Lynda:  Spike!

Spike:  You're justcoming on to me now.

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