[pressgang] Quote of the Day, June 7, 2016

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike: You’ve asked every other guy in the newsroom - that accounts for youentire social life. Face it, Lynda - 

you and I, we’re an item!

Lynda: No chance, Thomson!

Spike: Why don’t you just give up and face the fact that you’re crazy about me?

Lynda: *I’m* crazy about *you*?

Spike: Yeah!

Lynda: Who’s been doing all the asking for the last six months? 

Spike: Yeah, and who had  CharlotteRendell's hair dyed fourteen different colours because I went out with her forone night?

Lynda: You beat up a guy because he wrote about me on a wall, that makes youcrazier! 

Kenny: Look, will you two just shut up! Look, what is it with you two? You*want* to go out with each other! We all *know* you want to go out with eachother! So here’s a little idea off the top of my head! Go out with each other,and give the rest of us a bit of peace!

 Lynda opens her mouth but is cut offby Kenny.

 Kenny: Before you say a word, shut up! There's a theory in this newsroom thatif you keep your mouth shut for more than thirty seconds your head willexplode. So prove us all wrong! The only thing I want to hear your mouth do isto ask Spike to this party. Now! This minute!

Lynda: (looks down) Spike, want to go to a party?

Kenny: Spike!

Spike: Ah, yeah, sure… Love to.

Kenny: Good! And furthermore I am now designating this party as your firstofficial date! (gets back to his chair) See, Lynda? Wasn't so difficult afterall, was it?

Lynda: (to Spike) Are you going to let him speak to me like that?

 
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