[pressgang] Quote of the Day, June 10, 2016

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike:  I'm a great kisser. Seventeen years, neverdribbled.

Lynda:  I expect you practice a lot on your own.

Spike:  Oh, absolutely. I've got a pair of rubberlips.

Lynda:  I can see that.

Spike:  Cute. Can I come in?

Lynda:  Why don't you wait in the garden, there's alittle gnome you can talk to.

Spike:  Because I'd rather come in, there's a littlegnome in there I could talk to.

Lynda:  Is that a joke about my height?

Spike:  I wouldn't stoop so low.

Lynda:  Come in. If you can reach the step.

Spike:  Is that a joke about my height?

Lynda:  Of course not. You haven't got any.

Spike:  Actually, I'm six foot three, I've just beenstanding in a hole since I was seven.

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