[pressgang] Quote of the Day, May 3, 2016

[Kevin Nauta]

Sam: Observe the male of the species. Taking up twice the space he has to.Arms and legs everywhere, like it's modelling limbs… But you need a guy, don'tyou? They’re the sort of ultimate fashion accessory.

Sarah: Sam, he was lousy. I mean, he really stunk!

Sam:  Areyou telling me he can't act with shoulders like those?

Sarah: So what has this got to do with my review?

Sam:  Wellit's obvious! Here I am madly in love with this guy the paper I work for isgoing to slag to death in two days’ time. And I could still be going out withhim then. 

Sarah: Oh, I get it. I change the review so you can go out with Raymond Adams.I just forget about stuff like journalistic integrity, I suppose. I just throwout the idea of truth in the printed word.

Sam: Sarah, your review could well destroy a serious relationship.

Sarah:  Icome from a slower moving lifestyle, Sam. We don't call it a relationship untilwe've - how can I put this - met!

Sam: Well, then. Here goes. I'll walk up to him, fix him in the eye and say"Nine guys out of ten I turn down. Feeling lucky?" 

Sarah: You're really gonna say that?

Sam:  No.I'll just try pretending I recognise him from somewhere.

Sarah: But you do recognise him!

Sam:  Yes- but I'm pretending not to! 

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