[pressgang] Quote of the Day, October 31, 2016

[Kevin Nauta]

Lynda:   (holds up the phone) From now on wekeep this for incoming calls only.

Kenny:  So what do we do if we wanna phone out then?

Lynda:  Get fast spare bodies, make a cue at thephone box over the road. We'll need constant access.

Kenny:  Yeah, and a lot of ten-pences.

Lynda:  Didn't anyone tell you, Kenny? Money is adirty word.

 She putsthe swear box down in front of him.

 Kenny:  Yeah, right. What happens if someone joinsthe queue?

Lynda:  They won't.

Kenny:  Why not?

Lynda:  Because you're going to stick Frazz on theend.

Kenny:  Why do I ever doubt you, boss?

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