[pressgang] Quote of the Day, September 7, 2016

[Kevin Nauta]

Miss McGuigan: A lizard, you say?

Colin:  Alizard, yes.

Miss McGuigan: Escaped from the science department.

Colin: It’s an experimental lizard. 

Miss McGuigan: Oh… (smiles brightly) Well, perhaps it will find its will outside and besafe there.

Colin: Well, it’s not its natural habitat, Miss McGuigan.

Miss McGuigan: Perhaps it’ll get adopted by a rabbit or something.

Colin: Well, I'm afraid we can’t allow that to happen. You see, this lizard isradioactive.

Miss McGuigan: (worriedly) Radioactive? Goodgrief…

Colin: Exactly. Who knows what size it may be by now?

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