[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 8, 2017

[Kevin Nauta]

Clown:  Look, nothing's gonnahappen, all right? If you're all just nice and sensible, and if you all just dowhat I say! Right, good, now. Over here.


 
Lynda walks over to him slowly. 


 
Clown:  That's right. Over to me.(pulls out Tiddler's chair) Sit here. (thehand holding the gun is trembling) Come on, sit! Sit down!

Kenny: Lynda...

Lynda:  No.

Clown:  I saidsit down! What are you doing?

Lynda:  (foldsher arms) Well, I'm not sitting.

Clown:  You've got the count ofthree. Don't think I won't!

Lynda:  In yourown time then.

Clown:  One...

Lynda:  Thereare twenty people in this room. And I think you might be about to start a majorpanic.

Clown:  I've got a gun.

Lynda:  Thinkyou can handle a riot?

Clown:  Two.

Lynda:  No. Idon'teither.

Clown:  I've got a gun!

Lynda:  I've got a stampede!And you've got your back to it.

Clown:  They won't do anything.

Lynda:  You're probably right.Three.


His hand is trembling.


 
Lynda:  So let's just stay calm andsensible, and no one will get hurt.

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