[pressgang] Quote of the Day, May 7, 2017

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike: So, what's all this, er, your call is being diverted stuff?

Lynda: You caught me on my portable.  I'min a restaurant, actually.

Spike: Oh yeah, that's a coincidence. Because... I'm not.

Lynda: In Bromley Road.

Spike: Bromley Road?

Lynda: Called La Brasserie.

Spike: (nervously) And...where are you sitting? Just so I can picture it, youknow.

Lynda: Near the phone.

Spike: The phone...

Lynda: Spitting distance.

 He turns around, slowly. She merely looks at him.

 Spike: Hey! (takes off his sunglasses) Is this England?

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