[pressgang] Quote of the Day, September 5, 2017

[Kevin Nauta]

Colin:  Can I just make anotherinterjection? Those guys out there haven't quite made up their minds about you.I mean, maybe you're just one of those wacky kids who likes to tease hisfriends with a loaded firearm. We all know one. So why don't we start gettingthem to feel positive about you. What I was hoping when I came in here was,erm, maybe you could release some of this lot. A fewof the more attractive girls, maybe, uh - showing a bit of cleavage. Let'spackage this right. I'll take them outside, and tell everyone what a sweet andreasonable guy you are, if only they can be bothered to look past the gun. Whatdo you say?

Clown:  MaybeI will give them something to think about.

Colin:  Right.Yeah.

Clown:  Gostand with her. (points with his gun)

Colin:  I don'tthink I'm getting right behind your concept.

Clown:  Move!


 
Colin moves to stand beside Lynda.


 
Colin:  Erm,just remember I'm basically neutral in this ongoing crisis situation.
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