[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 2, 2018

[Kevin Nauta]

Lynda:  One, I have nowish to go all the way to Sherrington with you to see a bunch of dead-headsdrowning out their music with the noise it makes…

Spike:  And two?

Lynda:  I'm alreadygoing.

Spike:  Well, now youdon't have to go alone.

Lynda:  Who said I wasgoing alone?

Spike:  What, you meanyou're going with a girlfriend or something?


 
Lynda doesn't respond.


 
Spike:  Yourbrother?  Sister? Mom? Dad? Dog?

Julie:  JamesArmstrong.

Spike:  JamesArmstrong?

Julie:  Yeah, he's amaths student at the college. Tall, blond and edible.

Lynda:  Satisfied?

Julie:   I know Iwould be.

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