[pressgang] Quote of the Day, December 10, 2018

[Kevin Nauta]

Mr Sullivan:Lynda... Tell me you're an hallucination. 
Lynda: Ichecked out your lady friend. Hot stuff. I bet you only date her when you're inthe best of health. 
Mr Sullivan:How did you get in here? 
Lynda: I reallylike her Dynasty look. Are those silicone implants in her shoulders? 
Mr Sullivan:And why haven't the waiters thrown you out? 
Lynda: Waittill you see the write-up I've promised them. You know, I never really thoughtof you as coming to places like this. 
Mr Sullivan:Actually, Lynda, I can do a meal in a quality restaurant like no one you know.I can order in French without peeking at the menu! 
Lynda: And youcan tell me all about the sewage while you're at it. 
Mr Sullivan: Ofcourse...That's why you're here. You wouldn't have anything to do with theextra chair at my table, would you? 
Lynda: Let'sjust say, if I don't get to sit in it I'm going to come staggering up to youand your date, dabbing my eyes with a hankie and begging you to come back hometo mother and my four little sisters. 
Mr Sullivan:You know what that is, Lynda? 
Lynda:Blackmail? 
Mr Sullivan:How to fail your next class test. Come on. 
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