[pressgang] Quote of the Day, December 12, 2018

[Kevin Nauta]

Tommy: Now,I've just about had...Oh. Sorry. 
Old Lady: Iwonder if you could help me. It's my plastic hip. 
Tommy: What?
Old Lady: Oh mygoodness! Aren't you that world famous...Oh, what do they call those people?
Tommy: Yes, Iam. How can I help you? 
Old Lady: Yousee I'm supposed to meet some friends down in the town, but what with myartificial bits...And then I saw your nice car. 
Tommy: Oh Isee! And where exactly was it that you'd be wanting a lift to? 
Old Lady: Oh,somewhere around about where they're opening that new shop, that would do.
Tommy:Grandmother? Great-aunt? 
Old Lady: Oh.
Tommy: Whateveryour relationship to Colin, Mrs Mathews, just tell him to forget it! 
Old Lady:"You rumbled me". 
Tommy:"That's right, sweetheart". 
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