[pressgang] Quote of the Day, January 4, 2018

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike: Hello?

Lynda: Hello, you dumb American.

Spike: Hello, who is this?

Lynda: The thing is - and I don't want to worry you - it was pretty stuffy inhere to start with.

Spike: Look who's doing this? It's not funny.

Lynda: And what with the old panic attack, I've kind of been bouncing theavailable oxygen. Plus I'm wasting my breath on a guy who can't hear me.

Spike: This is very sick!

Lynda: I'm running out of time is what I'm saying.

Spike: Look if you got something to say, say it!

Lynda: Find me, Spike. Quickly. Please…

Spike: Okay, sicko! Good night! (hangs up)

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