[pressgang] Quote of the Day, June 30, 2018

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike:  I need a math homework for tomorrow afternoon.

Colin:  (takes out a notebook) Who’s your teacher--Stanwick or Anderson?

Spike:  Anderson.

Colin:  I could do you a nice little copy tomorrowmorning break. It’ll be a pound then. Maths is hot right now.

Spike:  (incredulous) How much?

Colin: But it’s one ofmy best sources.  She’s in demand; she’supping her prices.

Spike:  Yeah, and you’re upping your cut, too, Ibet.  Huh?

Colin:  If you’ve got a better way of getting thisstuff…

Spike:  Okay. You know I don’t. I’ll have the moneytomorrow afternoon.

Colin:  I’ve got a high degree of product confidencein this homework, Spike. I’m offering a twenty percent refund if there’s morethan two wrong answers. By the way, loved your input at the school dance.There’s some guys in the fourth year interested in sponsoring you to do itagain at the sports day.

Spike:  Yeah, I’ll think about it.

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