[pressgang] Quote of the Day, July 11, 2018

[Kevin Nauta]

Kenny:  Come on, Lynda, this could be lead storymaterial. 

Lynda:  We’ve got a lead story – it’s about to walkthrough that door!

Kenny:  This could be better.

Lynda:  No way, Kenny! No way is *he* getting thefront page! ‘It’. No way is ‘it’ getting the front page. 

Spike:  So a story gets stuffed under the crosswordbecause it’s me, right?

Lynda:  Look, I don’t need a K.D. finding stories forme. 

Spike:  What’s a K.D. anyway?

Lynda:  Do you really want to know? A K.D., Spike, isa knuckle-dragger. 

Spike:  I didn’t want to say this, but I am no longerprepared to go out with you.

Lynda:  Well, thatshould make a dragon very happy. 

Spike:  Yeah, the one I’m talking to!

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