[pressgang] Quote of the Day, July 24, 2018

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike:  Lynda, I still need help with this form.

Lynda:  Look, you can read can't you?

Spike:  Until my finger gets sore.

Lynda:  And you can write.

Spike:  Right. I cando that backwards, but I'm getting help for that.

Lynda:  Spike, this is getting boring. Is thereanything you don't joke about?

Spike:  Sure.

Lynda:  What?

Spike:  Nothing. I was joking. Fun, isn't it?

Lynda:  I've had more fun with a pencil stuck in myeye.

Spike:  You think we're becoming friends here? Ithink I feel a spark.

Lynda:  Spike.

Spike:  So how long before we start going out witheach other?

Lynda:  What?

Spike:  Because I want to getsomething straight.

Lynda:  About what?

Spike:  When I dump you--you want a letter, or shouldI just stop phoning?

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