[pressgang] Quote of the Day, March 22, 2018

[Kevin Nauta]

Colin: If you like me, how come you always carry a police whistle whenever I'mwithin three feet? Don't you think I get sick of women doing that?

Julie: Look, I only said I didn't find you attractive. That's no reflection onyou - I've just got very high standards.

Colin: Oh yeah, I can imagine your high standards. About six foot eight, allmuscles and teeth, neck like a tree stump, great bone structure – especially inhis head – and probably a manual laborer!

Julie: (eagerly) Chest hair?

Colin: I'm only making him up. 

Julie: You're good!

Colin: So what chance has someone like me?

Julie: Who knows? Make up another one, Colin!

Colin: This is sick!

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