[pressgang] Quote of the Day, October 15, 2018

[Kevin Nauta]

Lynda:  Who are you?

Tiddler:  Toni Tildesley, but my friends call meTiddler 'cause I'm small and popular.

Lynda:  Then why aren't you away playing with them?

Tiddler:  Because your newspaper said it's forchildren, but there's nothing in it for anyone under twelve. So I thought thatmaybe you'd need a junior section, and I thought that since I am top of Englishin the lower school I'd be the right person to write it.


 
Lynda opens her mouth but is cutoff by Tiddler.


 
Tiddler:  And I was thinking it'd be the right kind ofexperience, 'cause when you're too old to be on this kind of paper, I'll beabout the right age to be the new editor, won't I?


 
Lynda is speechless.


 
Tiddler:  Well, you did ask!

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