[pressgang] Quote of the Day, February 4, 2019

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike:  (demonstrates)Look, you just hold one chopstick across here, okay?

Lynda:  I'm managing!

Spike:  (exasperated)Can't you admit defeat on anything - chopsticks or boyfriends?

 

A feral glint enters her eyes. She picks up another piece,determined to win. Spike handles the chopstick with ease, while Lynda struggleswith every single bit. Kenny and Tiddler watch the competition, fascinated.Finally, Spike has only one large piece left while Lynda has several smallerones scattered across the plate. Spike smiles at her, toying with hischopsticks. Tiddler and Kenny exchange glances. Lynda uses her chopstick as aspear, sticking all of the remaining pieces on it and putting it in her mouth.She wipes her mouth with a napkin. 

 

Spike:  Lynda, you'rethe only person I've ever met who eats dinner to win.
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