[pressgang] Quote of the Day, February 6, 2019

[Kevin Nauta]

Kenny:  Hi, Colin, what's wrong?
Tiddler:  How was Warner Edison?
Colin:  Dead.
Kenny:  What?
Colin:  He had a heart attack last Wednesday,two hours after he phoned me to come round. It was his funeral this afternoon,and they were having a sort of a gathering at his house. Do you know what Ireally wish?
Tiddler:  What?
Colin:  I wish that I hadn't pushed pastthe guy that opened the door, rushed into the house and shouted "HiWarner, I'm a bunny-gram!". Do you have any idea what it's like to haveevery single rich and powerful person in town dressed in black and staring atyou, while you're wearing a giant pink rabbit costume to a funeral? Excuse me,I'm just going into the toilet to whimper for a while. 
Kenny:  Colin, we've already got somebodywhimpering in there. Maybe you'd like to go under one of the desks.

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