[pressgang] Quote of the Day, January 9, 2019

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike:  Hey, I've gota story for you - a true story. Come here. I've got this uncle, right? Theycall him his Crazy Eddie. Well, this kind of worries him. He said to me"Spike, I don't like people calling me Crazy Eddie. My name is Bob!"But anyway, Crazy Eddie decides he needs a new grass-catcher for his mower.Wacky guy, right? So he goes to the mower shop and asks if they've got theright kind of grass-catcher for make of mower. And the guy says "I'msorry, sir, but we don't have one in this week. But if you care to come backnext week, we should have some stocked in, okay?" So, next week CrazyEddie goes back to the store, buys the right kind of grass-catcher for his makeof mower.

 

He pauses. Kenny and Tiddler look at him expectantly,waiting for the punch line.

 

Spike:  Okay, I saidit was true - I didn't say it was interesting.
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