[pressgang] Quote of the Day, January 17, 2019

[Kevin Nauta]

Colin:  I know what itis. It's my mother!

Kenny:  (disbelieving)Your mother?

Colin:  Crazy woman! Itold her, I told her I was meeting Warner Edison tonight. I told her it was thesingle most important day of my whole life! But it's my little sister'sbirthday party, and do you know what she makes me do? Do you know what shemakes me do just to entertain the little brat?!

Lynda:  She made youdress up as a rabbit?

Colin:  Exactly! Imean, no wonder I'm still... How did you know?

Lynda:  I had a fewpointers.

Colin:  No, really -that's amazing. Just one look at me and you guessed I was dressed as a rabbit.

Lynda:  Look, Colin.You're obviously kind of worked up, on edge. I mean, you're all excited and youdon't quite know which end is up. Do you know what I'm saying? The point is, Ijust think that on your way here from the party there might have been somethingyou forgot to do. 

 

She takes hold of the rabbit ears attached to the costumeand pulls them down over his face. He lifts the rabbit nose and looks at it. 

 

Colin:  My life isover.
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