[pressgang] Quote of the Day, June 18, 2019

[Kevin Nauta]

Colin:  I care aboutthat. I want you to know that I care about what you're going through. Andbecause I care so much, I'm here to show you the brand new Colin Mathews ExamKit. In that folder there, for the most reasonable price imaginable, you getsample answers from the school's smartest brains. You get questions spotted bykids with proven track records in exam prediction.

Sarah:  And I'msupposed to pay for this, am I?

Colin:  Normally, Iwould charge you a fiver. But because it's you, because you're so close to me,and because I care about you, I'm not going to embarrass you by charging anyless.

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