[pressgang] Quote of the Day, June 28, 2019

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike:  Hi! I'm yournew assistant editor again.  

Lynda:  (wearily)Spike, no more jokes about my sense of humour.

Spike:  That wasn't ajoke! So come on, what's the situation?

Lynda:  Up a creek,running out of paddles, and tomorrow lunch time, I've got to go and see theheadmaster again.

Spike:  Why?

Lynda:  Because Iasked to.

Spike:  So what do youwanna tell him?

Lynda:  Nothing Icould repeat in front of him. I'll settle for saying that I'm going ahead withthe Gazette come what may. And that he's made it pretty damned hard.

Spike:  Are you surewe should still go ahead?

Lynda:  Not you aswell!

Spike:  No - you. Mefailing my exams, that's a school event. But for you…

Lynda:  For me, Spike?I don't think it's going to matter.

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