[pressgang] Quote of the Day, March 29, 2019

[Kevin Nauta]

Kenny:  Lynda Day, sixyears old. 

Lynda:  I can'tbelieve you're bringing this up again!

Kenny:  Do you knowwhat she does?

Lynda:  Apart fromwinning every event?

Kenny:  Except one. 

Lynda:  That was badlyadjudicated. It was a travesty of justice!

Kenny:  Lynda, it wasthe egg and spoon race!

Lynda:  Yeah, and Iwas a clear two inches ahead of Suzy Bennett! Travis was blind!

Kenny:  Travis was ourteacher, and he was blind – with tears of agony about two seconds later!

Lynda:  Oh, I can'tbelieve you're stooping this low.

Kenny:  There he was –with Lynda hanging from his leg by her teeth! 

Lynda:  This ispathetic, isn't it?

Kenny:  It's true. Youwent straight up to him and sank your teeth into his legs!

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