[pressgang] Quote of the Day, October 31, 2019

[Kevin Nauta]

Kenny:  Colin! Whatare you doing?

Colin:  Kenny, I washaving this terrible dream, I kept hitting this box with a hatchet! Oh no, itwas real.

 

Kenny knocks on the box. There's an answering knock frominside. 

 

Colin:  (coughs) Thatwas me, I coughed.

Kenny:  Is someone inthere?

Colin:  It's one of myacts.

Kenny:  Your acts?

 

Colin hands him a card.

 

Kenny:  (reads aloud)"Colin Mathews Theatrical Management." 

Colin:  He was doing ashow at the church hall in front of a hundred people.

Kenny:  A show? Whatdoes he do?

Colin:  Promise youwon't laugh.

Kenny:  Yeah.

Colin:  You've got topromise.

Kenny:  I promise.

Colin:  He's... He'san escape artist.

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