[pressgang] Quote of the Day, October 24, 2019

[Kevin Nauta]

Lynda:  Okay everyone,listen please! We've got a problem. There's a lot of people out there who don'tthink we have a right to be doing this. There's a lot of people who don't seemto think our paper is worth staying up for. In fact, they all seem to think weshould be home in bed like good little children.(The news team moans.) Which iswhy there's a whole load of parents on their way here to drag us back, tuck usin, and maybe read us a bedtime story. (The news team grows indignant.)Wellthey're not going to get away with it! No way. I've locked the door.

The news team cheers.

Kenny:  Yeah, terrific- turkeys cheering Christmas!


Lynda:  You have myguarantee. No one gets in here till we're finished.  (The news team applauds.  Lynda looks at Spike) Or gets out.

 

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