[pressgang] Quote of the Day, September 13, 2019

[Kevin Nauta]

Sarah:  Spike, remember that school sciencedepartment story we were working on? You researched it, I wrote it, 

and Lyndarejected it.

Spike:  What?!

Sarah:  Look it was only two weeks ago. John Hampton,fifth year. Does a brilliant project on the mating cycle of the salmon and getsfailed for bad handwriting.

Spike:  What has that got to do with anything?

Sarah:  Colin wants to do the story. And if Colinwants to do the story…You've got to admit one thing, Spike. He must have somekind of committment to serious journalism.

 

Cut to theprinting plant. The new headline of The Gaz reads "Sex scandal at NorbridgeHigh. Fish involved". 

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