[pressgang] Quote of the Day, April 10, 2020

[Kevin Nauta]

Lynda:  Please?

Kenny:  Ican't.

Lynda: It's just a cocktail party.

Kenny: I'm visiting my aunt in Sherrington.

Lynda: Of course! Your dear old Aunt in Sherrington. What is it this time? Ill?Dead? Tell me how do you justify having been off work at her funeral on no lessthan eight separate occasions?

Kenny: She is my Aunt.

Lynda: Kenny, this woman has died a total of eight times!
Kenny:  Howdo you think I feel?
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