[pressgang] Quote of the Day--and a touch of retail fraud--April 16, 2020

[Kevin Nauta]

Sam:  Oh,come on. Are you telling me it should stain as easily as this? Look, I don’twant a refund, just let

me pick something out.

Shop Assistant: Look, I don't think we even sell this one. (suspiciously) Exactly longago did you buy it?

Sam: What was the shop here before this one?

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