[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 18, 2020

[Kevin Nauta]

Bullivant: Well, look who's here. Look who wants his head done in. (closes in onColin)

Colin: Ah... Look behind you! No, bad that one, right? Er, look, I can fill outI.O.U slips to all of you guys. Er, we could be talking a fiver each here. Feelfree to haggle.

Cindy: Colin, don't! (runs up to them) Just leave them alone, Colin! You mustn'tgo back to all that.

Colin: What?

Cindy: Remember the electrodes?

Colin: The what?

Cindy: Is it the voices again? Are they telling you to do the bad thing? (toBullivant) You're provoking him on purpose, aren't you? You want him taken awayagain, don't you?!

Bullivant: Away where?

Colin: Er, look, she's making all this up, she doesn’t know what she's talkingabout. (laughs maniacally) Make her go away, Grandmother...

Bullivant: We know this is rubbish. You think you can scare us with this rubbish?

Colin: Must I, Grandmother? He's so young.

Bullivant: Give it up. This isn't fooling anyone. Is it, lads?

Gang: No.

Bullivant: (louder) Is it?!

Gang: No.

Bullivant: It's rubbish, this is.

Colin: Of course it's rubbish! And so is that story about my aunt. She's justemigrated, okay? I mean, a couple

of dogs start sniffing around the flowerbed andeveryone's talking!

Bullivant: We're not gonna stand here and listen to this! Are we, lads? 

Gang: No.

Bullivant: Let's leave these nutso's to it. (to Colin) Don't think we believed anyof this. (leaves with his gang)
Colin:  Howcould you know his address, Grandmother? 
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